Juuh, elikkäs.

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
animehinttari
kausijuoppo

Toisaalta?!?!?!?!? Toisaalta! Ei tarvi hermostua että mistä Urpo Orpo kekkaa miljoonia euroviisuihin...

syntymatitahna

~ "on the other hand, we won't need to worry about our new right wing government financing eurovision with bread taken from the poor people's mouths"

kausijuoppo

This translation is 100% on point I want you carnally.

emojeesus

I’m sure they have othet ideas where to sink those millions and billions. I’m not expecting to habe bread anyways, so I coulda done with the circuses. Oh well.

Elikkä kyllä ne jotain keksii. Rahan laittaminen muualle kuin hyvinvointiin ei ole ollut oikeistolle koskaan ongelma.

esc kokoomus oikeistohallitus finöand köyhät kyykkyyn
cardboard-fish
whilomm

hm. poll. bc a streamer i watch mentioned "getting dressed" to spend all day at home playing a video game

when youre just chilling at home (like on days off) do you "get dressed/put on real clothes" after u wake up or stay in pajamas

no, pjs all day

i might put a bra on (or st) but otherwise nah, pjs

sometimes, depends on the day

yes always. do other ppl. not change when you wake up??

bitch i dont even comb my hair im not putting on real clothes

im one of those freaks that sleeps in blue jeans so guess im already dressed

change from night comfy to day comfy (pjs to sweatpants)

i sleep in blue jeans AND change into diff ones (extra freak option.)

secret third option in the tags idk

(NOTE: for the purposes of this poll "real clothes"=whatever u would wear outside normally, pajamas=whatever ur comfy sleep clothes are. could be actual fancii pajamas could be boxers and a big shirt i dont care. if you sleep naked idk man)

nightie to sweatpants and t-shirt only because the nightie makes me feel sleepier than i am XD funny how brain works so i stay comfy and dont worry about my look poll
mitamajr
energyprison

Golf is an extremely effeminate game. Its a non-contact low-exertion activity played on a perfectly manicured little picnic lawn and between individual actions you sit in a dainty car and get driven to the next spot so you arent blemished by the act of walking under the sun. If elderly men ever realized this it would be cataclysmic

energyprison

You dont even have to drive the little cart or handle the clubs yourself you can go to the front desk hire one of their eunuchs to do it all for you

bowtochris

Are .... are the caddies normally eunuchs?

theblehthatbloos

Are... Are yours not?

libraryoftheancients

Where do you think they get the balls?

quality shitposting tumblr never change golf
mitamajr
love-rats

how am i supposed to do exams in two days when my brain is going edgar allan poepoepoepoe CHA CHA CHA eviddemment MY SISTER'S CROWN DONT TAKE IT DOWN soarele si luna SHE QUEEN OF THE KINGS mamaaa kupila traktora

they shouldn't scedchule anything that requires brainpower for two weeks after esc it should be law eu i got a new directive for you! and non-eu countries of esc if you could just follow suit you know its for the best
karamellisoitukapy
nances

Swedish media are now whining (as if winning wasn’t enough, seriously?) and calling Finland “the former eastern part of the kingdom” which is absolutely tone deaf and disgusting, especially in a climate like this when another neighboring country of ours is using the same rhetoric about Ukraine

Swedes pulling out their colonialist card and with such pride out of spite is the last thing I was expecting in my 2023 bingo card

euroviisut esc23 way to be sore winners also yeah what sorry imms ask norway if thid is funny no? yeah thats what i thought not cool words calm down sweden colonialism